How can Obama be running an ad like this?!? Doesn’t he know that we’re all just sick of this sort of, she-said-ho-touched politics? When oh when will get finally get a candidate that can find common ground between our nation’s children and old white guys?
Yes I am sure you are going to hear from Airwolf’s lawyers on that one, since it has not endorsed anybody except the Editors; however the rest of the ad is very hard hitting, it truly drills the point home, yep all the way, baby; In fact it leaves me wanting more even though I needed two kleenexes.
I suggest it hit all the airwaves with a full court press immediately. My friends.
“Sarah Palin’s latest explanation for why she fired Walt Monegan is that he had gone over her head in seeking federal money for an initiative to combat sexual assault crimes, before she had approved the program.
[snip]
In other words, if Palin’s new story is true, she fired Monegan for being too aggressive in going after child molesters.”
And that’s what *she* claims. Just imagine how bad the real reason must have been.
and remember John McCain’s joke about the Gorilla (who turned him down when he asked him to be his VP. Gorillas are highly intelligent).
My Name is Jan Michel-Vincent and I DID NOT approve of this message, my foes. Only Ernest Borgnine’s avuncular wisdom of restraint from beyond the grave saves this and other carbuncles of sloppy sphincter-sealery from heat=seeking fistfick by tubular explosives.
September 16, 2008 at 12:02 am
Are you telling me that Airwolf touches little boys?
September 16, 2008 at 12:05 am
I know. It’s shameful. Who would accuse Airwolf of that? Monsters.
September 16, 2008 at 12:09 am
Sexual predation is a down-home, salt-of-the-Earth value, and Democrats will mock it to their disadvantage!
September 16, 2008 at 12:10 am
How can Obama be running an ad like this?!? Doesn’t he know that we’re all just sick of this sort of, she-said-ho-touched politics? When oh when will get finally get a candidate that can find common ground between our nation’s children and old white guys?
September 16, 2008 at 12:33 am
Brilliant, I sez, Brilliant!
September 16, 2008 at 1:14 am
[…] (Sifu Tweety Fish) […]
September 16, 2008 at 6:16 am
Millions of pedophiles haz no cheezeburgers.
September 16, 2008 at 6:17 am
Yes I am sure you are going to hear from Airwolf’s lawyers on that one, since it has not endorsed anybody except the Editors; however the rest of the ad is very hard hitting, it truly drills the point home, yep all the way, baby; In fact it leaves me wanting more even though I needed two kleenexes.
I suggest it hit all the airwaves with a full court press immediately. My friends.
September 16, 2008 at 6:20 am
also: Man Bites Dog! (wherein Man=mediareporterpeople, Dog=McCainPalinRoveGrammSchmidt, and Bites=usesteethtoremovelargechunksofbloodlessundeadflesh)
September 16, 2008 at 6:45 am
I miss the dinosaur :/
September 16, 2008 at 6:51 am
I wept a little.
September 16, 2008 at 6:56 am
Wait, is that some kind of dog-whistle to the famed Jewish lobby, the use of those mazuzehs?
September 16, 2008 at 8:17 am
Is that what Alien Vs. Predator was about? A guy picking lettuce vs. a Republican congressman? Fuck, I pitched something like that ten years ago.
September 16, 2008 at 9:58 am
As usual, the Democrats will run away from this and give up the media cycle to the pro-sexual predator Republicans. When will they grow a spine?!
September 16, 2008 at 10:40 am
[…] Sifu Tweety, take a bow: […]
September 16, 2008 at 5:04 pm
A $1500 cell phone, a 30K watch, $1000 in cash? Does anyone else think this guy is inflating his losses to his insurance company?
This is a Republican attorney, after all- one who has said_
We should plant a flag. Take the oil, take the money,” he said. “We deserve reimbursement.”
Sure you do, dude.
September 16, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I applaud the people that put this ad together.
September 16, 2008 at 5:58 pm
“Just remember – we were against John McCain before we were for him!”
– NAMBLA Spokescreep
September 16, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Buh buh buh … Barney Frank!
September 16, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Ah, Barney…
http://www.usnews.com/blogs/sam-dealey/2008/09/10/barney-franks-fannie-and-freddie-muddle.html
My favorite Republican…
September 16, 2008 at 9:59 pm
well, you certainly made jill laugh. please use her other images as you see fit, sir.
she’s lost her mind!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
September 16, 2008 at 10:00 pm
YOu think you’re joking, but is there any other way to interpret Sarah Palin’s career than as a sincere, disinterested, attempt to help rapists ?
You know she made women pay for rape kits. Do you know the reason she gives for firing Monegan ?
http://tinyurl.com/6s7hl2
“Sarah Palin’s latest explanation for why she fired Walt Monegan is that he had gone over her head in seeking federal money for an initiative to combat sexual assault crimes, before she had approved the program.
[snip]
In other words, if Palin’s new story is true, she fired Monegan for being too aggressive in going after child molesters.”
And that’s what *she* claims. Just imagine how bad the real reason must have been.
and remember John McCain’s joke about the Gorilla (who turned him down when he asked him to be his VP. Gorillas are highly intelligent).
September 16, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Sure, he can denounce it, but will he disavow it?
September 16, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Don’t MOCK AIRWOLF, beaches!1!
I quote common tater stewartwadehines:
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Pretty sure airwolf wins this one because his song is cooler and his pilot wasn’t in Jaws.
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September 17, 2008 at 11:33 am
My Name is Jan Michel-Vincent and I DID NOT approve of this message, my foes. Only Ernest Borgnine’s avuncular wisdom of restraint from beyond the grave saves this and other carbuncles of sloppy sphincter-sealery from heat=seeking fistfick by tubular explosives.
September 19, 2008 at 12:45 am
Missiles, my friends.