Say what you will about “Dr.” Kevin Pezzi.  Laugh at his many bizarre antics and delusional grandeur if it makes you feel better, basking in the warmth emanating from your elitist hearth of effetery. 

But I can tell you first hand (two even!) that his penis enlargement techniques are the real deal.  My junk weighs a ton now yo.

By extension, Breitbart is a very sick man

Maybe it’s time for another fawning profile in the Politico!