I learned on the news today that Tiger Woods has been putting his pee-pee in very many ladies.  I am outraged!!!!   Tiger how could you?!?!  I am so outraged, I will never play, or watch, or pay any attention to  golf ever again.  Or, come to think of it, ever before.  I believe that moral values are eternal, and so must be defended in a time-invariant manner.

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