I see your rampaging baby elephant style, and raise you a…

Drunk monk with a quart a Ballantine.

Torture motherf*%ker.

Now would be a good time to contemplate your mortality, and the profound foolishness of stepping to me.

Bonus: Hey fellas, below the fold, I give you a shot of the cutest ass you ever seen…J-Lo del Kardashian von Serena, IV.