Due to an oppressive heat spell in Australia, some Koalas went on a walkabout looking for a billabong (trust me, that’s Australian for something or other, but don’t bother talking to one, you won’t understand a thing they’re saying). 

By the way, the fact that it was really hot in Australia during their summer is definitive, incontrovertible proof of severe man-made climate change. 

That is, until it is cold in the winter.  At which point, the cold weather (snow even!) will completely obliterate the mounds of scientific evidence of climate change, disproving the theory to all but the religiously orthodox, faith-based community of people who employ and revere the scientific method.

In the meantime, Koalaz, bitchez.