So, apparently, Megan McCain is fat is the new Michael Moore is fat, which itself was an evolution of Al Gore is fat.  Not to be confused with the Hillary Clinton has fat cankles theorem.

Which leaves me in that familiar pose: head tilted, gazing plaintively upward, struggling with that age-old conundrum, “Why are liberals so damn condescending all the time?”  And, as a follow up, “Isn’t there someone at that non-partisan AEI that can answer this question – preferably in one of those MSM communist liberal fascist rags?”