I don’t see any way this thing is over in 36 months:

So, as foretold in the ancient prophecy, your next Leader:

I made it all the way to the 1:02 mark before I just couldn’t take it.  Making it to the 4,207,590:09 mark may be slightly more difficult.  If anyone can get me some illegal needle drugs, I will be in the dark alley behind the Hot Dog Hut.  I will be the guy huffing paint – Dutch Boy, “Coral Bliss”.  I will know you because you will know the secret password.  The secret password is I am here to sell illegal needle drugs.  This could be the start of a beautiful relationship.