Quote of the Day (GOP Minority Outreach Edition).  From the Right Reverend and All Powerful Living God Sun Myung Moon’s Washington Times, an editorial on Obama’s totally unprecedented rather ordinary bows before foreign dignitaries.  It sure does finish with a flourish:

But Mr. Obama, unlike his predecessors, likely knows no better, and many of those around him, true children of the grungy ’60s, are contemptuous of custom. Cutting America down to size is what attracts them to “hope” for “change.” It’s no fault of the president that he has no natural instinct or blood impulse for what the America of “the 57 states” is about. He was sired by a Kenyan father, born to a mother attracted to men of the Third World and reared by grandparents in Hawaii, a paradise far from the American mainstream.

Sired: Like a thoroughbred?  Either way, he ended up with a diluted “blood impulse.”  Fuckall if I know what that means, but apparently Sun Myung Moon’s got it.  By virtue of fuckall if I know.

Men of the Third World:  I think I bought that calendar last year.  Pretty damn mandingtastic IIRC , but then I’m a child of true children of grunge (c: Grandgrungechild?).

Hawaii: Foreign apparently.  Couldn’t even make a list of 57 states.  Must be all those dusky third world types lazing about in their unabashed immoral lassitude.  Upside: Sounds like an idea for another calendar.