I hereby nominate George W. Bush as this man’s successor:

If you think you face an uphill challenge at work today, spare a thought for Farah Ahmed Omar, the man in charge of Somalia’s navy.

He has neither boats nor equipment and admits he has not been to sea for 23 years.

Not even Bush could screw that job up.  That is, unless and until they get an actual budget and some actual sea-faring vessels.  At that point just tell Georgie he can go back home and clear some brush.