May 2009

I assume Michael Steele is behind this:

I’m not sure this is a winning message for 2010.

… Well, that didn’t take long.  It was a video of this.  RNC head Steele has issued this endorsement:


… I our haste, we misidentified the man in the previous video as RNC chairman Michael Steele.   The man in the video is, of course, National Review staff writer John Derbyshire.  We regret the error.


Follow along if you can kids:

As Dick Cheney said, our government-run torture regime doesn’t motivate would-be terrorists or increase attacks on our troops.  Terrorists don’t care about stuff like that.  They hate us for our freedoms! 

But – heavan’s no!! – we can’t release photos of torture because those pictures will increase attacks on our troops and homeland.

Like listening to the sound of one sociopath playing patty-cake.

Except, you know, her name isn’t actually Maria.  But she does have Puerto Rican roots (which, by birthright, gives her a certain common demeanor) so same thing.  

Wonder how that whole GOP Hispanic outreach thingy is going?  Maybe they should hold the next event at Taco Bell, cause isn’t that what those people eat?

Update: Karl Rove is a super evil genius mastermind wizard with an 18 intelligence and 19 wisdom and this Hispanic outreach plan is so going to work:

Not surprisingly, Obama appears to be focusing demographics and not judicial factors. Obama isn’t looking for a liberal Scalia.  He looking for a spic chic. Enter Sonia Sotomayor….

Bonus points for the sexist/racist twofer rhyme.  Loses points for spelling and grammar.

Update II: Blog post title copyright infringement, or evidence that lazy minds think alike.

90-6.  Ugh.  Michael Steele is retarded, all right – retarded like a fox.


Now the Dutch are making fun of us.  That’s real nice.  I really like that.  People who dance through tulips in little wooden shoes think we’re pussies.  Wonderful.  Although, in out defense, terrorists are super scary.  They may not have “tanks” or “command and control” or any modern state apparatus like the Serbs had, and your average cub scout could drink them all under the table, but they have a super weapon we’ve never faced before: really big beards.  And not just beards: they have mustaches, too.  Plus, I hear they believe in magic and that their actions are directed by a magical being who also has a very large beard.  So we’re not just facing beards of hair and beard wax and little bits of old food – we’re facing beards of the soul.  That’s really formidible, like an invincible army of homeless people, only less organized.  We better throw away the Constitution over that and piss our panties in fear if we ever hope to defeat this super enemy which is scarier than everything combined EVAR.

Shorter Greater Wingnuttia:

Obama bin Hitler von Stalin X is going to turn America into a Sharia-dominated liberal fascist dictatorship – crushing dissent, confiscating guns, stealing SUVs, soaking the rich, paying reparations to the coloreds, silencing Rush Limbaugh and sending patriotic Americans to re-education camps. Oh, and, by Reagan’s Ghost, we will fight like hell to stop him give him the unlimited executive power to do it.

The easiest of meats.

Change in a teabag.

Time in a bottle.

Michael Steele, you be like da man of mans.


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