So little Wicky Pewwy was going to run away from home because Obama daddy was a poopyhead and was going to extend unemployment benefits made him brush his teeth and clean his room.  It seems little Wicky only got as far as the driveway before the big scary world persuaded him to drag his bindle back to the front door with chin to chest:

Gov. Rick Perry has asked for 37,430 courses of anti-viral medicine from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention because of the swine flu outbreak. […]

“As a precautionary measure, I have requested that medication be on hand in Texas to help curb the spread of swine flu by helping those with both confirmed and suspected cases of this swine flu virus, as well as health care providers who may have come in contact with these patients,” Perry said in a prepared statement.

So much for Governor Galt.  But next time, he’s totally gonna run away.  For real this time.  Don’t push him.

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