Of course he has to phrase it in speculative terms, lest they catch on, but you can take this as gospel, because he’s been on the inside:
They can’t tell you what they do, but if it upsets Republicans, ACORN is there, colorless, odorless, and pissing off Rush Limbaugh. I remember when it used to be A.N.S.W.E.R. and the ACLU that had these guys up in arms over everything. Maybe they are just working their way through the alphabet. If that is the case Big Brothers/Big Sisters and the Breast Cancer Research Foundation better get ready for the shitstorm of poorly written emails they are going to get during the 2010 midterms.
You’ve been warned. The Clinton Global Initiative and Democracy For America should also start thinking about those barricades, come 2016. Or, I guess, fainting couches. Or no, uh, laughing pillows? Chuckle backrests? This is serious!