Shorter John “Daaa Crusha” Yoo:

Obama’s unwillingness to crush the testicles of young children represents a return to pre-9/11 effeteness, and will lead to more terrorist attacks in the future.

Yoo’s pedosadistic fantasies make him feel big and strong:

Thomas Jefferson was on to something:

A little patience, and we shall see the reign of witches pass over, their spells dissolve, and the people, recovering their true sight, restore their government to it’s true principles. It is true that in the mean time we are suffering deeply in spirit, and incurring the horrors of a war & long oppressions of enormous public debt…If the game runs sometimes against us at home we must have patience till luck turns, & then we shall have an opportunity of winning back the principles we have lost, for this is a game where principles are the stake.  

The long awaited passing has begun, but someone needs to unpry* Yoo’s fingers.

*This is now officially a word with the meaning that I intended for it which is clear from the context.  Even if the prefix and noun combination would give it the opposite meaning.  You’ll just have to take my word on this.