~VOTING IS NOW OPEN~
2005 – Bill O’Reilly
2006 – Crazy Pam What’s-Her-Face
The Coveted and Oft-Delayed Palme d’Haire: rarely has the winner of such a groundbreaking award been considered with such detail, or such care:
4. Sarah Palin – There was Troopergate – I believe that came first. Shortly followed by Dumb-As-A-Box-Of-RocksGate, Six-Figure-WardrobeGate, Reads-All-NewspapersGate, Teenage-Pregnancy-By-Narco-HillbillyGate, her Wank of the Year entry, and so on. There was also some shit about witches, and some nonsense about a turkey, but that’s just too weird, and probably just some dream I had. Also, she started a Wingnut Civil War (which, naturally, consisted mostly of cattiness and crying). Sarah Palin is awesome.
5. Michelle Malkin – A one-woman army in The War on Coffee. Boycots Dunkin’ Donuts because Rachael Ray wore a scarf, nowboycotting Starbucks because … something. Coffee-colored people from coffee-producing nations caused the housing crisis, too, and also every other problem ever. Also, whining, and constant wrongness.