Since it turns out that the rats are actually quite keen to fuck themselves, thankyouverymuch, ruining the best laid plans etc., I thought I should relate the incredible TRUE* story of Ken, aka “sideburns guy” aka “The Hirsute Hamface Soulman of the Internets“.  WARNING: this story is a billion times better than THE BIBLE!!!!

Laugh if you must, but Ken’s ‘tache-tastic grooves and acid-cult stare can save your soul with rock ‘n’ roll.  It’s Ken-sational!

* TRUE = “Published on the internets”.