Never mind all that. When are you going to get to the important news: Tony Romo is out for the next 4 weeks minimum with a broken finger. It’s like god loves us and wants us to be happy.
(Does the Marble Douchebag still read this blog obsessively, looking for any mention of his name? If so, I would be remiss to not mention that he, like the Cowboys and the running joke of a site he runs, sucks.)
Maybe my YouTube is broken, but when I type in “gangsta muppets,” it’s giving me mostly shit from two (actual) years ago.
Do you have a link to a better YouTube? The one I’m visiting these days is clearly about an internet geological epoch behind the times, and I like to think of myself as the more hip, happening sort of cheap-swivel-desk-chair potato.