Or something:

A sign of encroaching senility? Or a glitch in latent VC-implanted subroutine? Only Ted Sampley knows for sure!

Sadly, despite the fact that Juan McCain is an obvious jaguar’s paw for the bandito armies of the resurrected Pancho Villa, and despite a grievous personal snub from the McCain campaign, principled conservative Michelle Malkin has not addressed any of the serious issues sub-Bircher loons real conservatives have about the Republican nominee’s dubious record in Vietnam. She is too busy exposing the jihadist threat in our junior high schools. Strange.