Eliot Spitzer: big dumbass. From the article:

The prostitution ring arranged sex between wealthy men and more than 50 prostitutes in New York, Washington, Los Angeles, Miami, London and Paris, prosecutors said. Four people allegedly connected to the high-end ring were arrested last week.

The club’s Web site displays photographs of scantily clad women with their faces hidden. It also shows hourly rates depending on whether the prostitutes were rated from one diamond to seven diamonds. The highest-ranked prostitutes cost $5,500 an hour, prosecutors said.

Sounds like a lot of money, but that $5500 includes a free raffle ticket. Sorry if that joke sucks, but I will need a few days to get my head around the idea of $5500/hour hookers. Actually, the idea of $5500 is making me kind of woozy.

And before any of you animals make any insensitive jokes, please remember that most of these women freebase a half-dozen Fabergé eggs a day, just to deal with the pain.