What with all these national heritage groups doing their part for Mike Huckabee, I feel like it’s important to do my part, too, by correcting this implied slander from those appallingly non-treasonous non-Confederates at LGM:

“You don’t like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag,” Mr. Huckabee, a former governor of Arkansas, told supporters in Myrtle Beach, according to The Associated Press.

“In fact,” he said, “if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we’d tell them what to do with the pole; that’s what we’d do.”

Huh. Is it just me, or is Huck suggesting that a flagpole should be rammed up the ass of some do-gooder Northerners? I have to wonder, is ramming a flagpole up someone’s ass in accordance with biblical teachings? What if it’s done for fun, and not for punishment?

Who says it’d be a Northerner, man? Biblical teachings, hell, we northerners invented that flag ramming shit: